The teacher writes on the blackboard.
“What will you do if you become the next Prime Minister of India?”
Before he takes any name, hyper-excited Maangta Banner-ji leaps up from her chair.
Maangta- Saar… Phast af all, I ll declare the second Monday of every month the National Strike Day. Speaking below 100 decibles bhill bhe made a panishable offence. Chakkas bhill be used for making garlands. I bhud parsonally prephar those of Nano. I bhud also-
Paayawati (furious, pulls Maangta’s choti and makes her sit) - Bahut bol li. Ab hamari baari hai. My birthday national holiday banega. I will introduce a Paaya Birthday Tax for the compulsory countrywide celebrations. Pink will be the official colour. Aur gali gali main humara marble ka putla lagega. Aur har state main ek PaayaDham bhi hoga aur…
Hearing the commotion, Daudeghoda, the back bencher wakes up. Rubbing his eyes, he says:
Daudeghoda (yawning) - Namma sleep madtai diya. But if you ask me, I will make sleeping the national sport. Zzzz…..
Ramvaani (confidently) – I will rename all the bridges as Ram, Lakshmana and Hanumaan Setu. Besides, I will patronize saffron cult-ivation and make it a compulsory ingredient of every dish. Bouquets and garlands will be made only of lotus.
Ammalolita (with a smile) – Under my rule chappal will be the national symbol. Special tax benefits will be given to the chappal industry. I will donate chappals and Kaanjeevarams to the poor.
Shared Power (drily) – All govt. officials under me shall become men in dark blue. And I, the PM, will wear the umpire’s uniform.
Maagta suddenly springs from her seat and yells, “CHUP KORO!!!”
Paaywati aims a punch at Maangta. Ramvaani too gets excited and joins the fight. Daudaghda opens an eye, and again falls asleep.
Chaos prevails as the teacher runs out of the class.
And chaos prevails in our country too!
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Awsome and veryy true i'd say!! depicts precisely what these "Leaders" stand for in politics and what is that they actually gonna do, if at all they become the "PM" Good wrok Guys!!!! :-)
ReplyDeletewow!! that was quite a 'blow' on the political scenario of our country... lets hope it remains a nightmare and we vote a government which cements the nation together instead of dividing it on individual agendas.
ReplyDeleteGooood Whork bacha log!!! I thell u whaat, these Neta log asehi hote hai. Albhayss fighting for their own stupid things! they are actually Dumb Netas! and the name are just matching their phersonalitees....Thums UP :-)
ReplyDeleteits really sad that our politicians have reduced themselves to the level of caricatures! the satire is hard-hitting and very true...its unto us to save our country frm goin for toss...lets lead india!!
ReplyDeleteTo Maangta didi- Apnaar Jonne roj Laal Jhanda dibosh hobe.
ReplyDeleteTo Payavati- No haath paya uthana pls...
To Daudhegoda- Jaasti matad bera.. Wrk aagide.
India wil REST IN PEACE like this.... bherrrryyy sooon
oh my god!!! dats very well expressed.dats exactly wht every indian would want to say...
ReplyDeleteyes anonymous.. it indeed is very hard-hitting.. its in our hands to save our country and stop this nightmare from becoming reality..
ReplyDeletegreat....u have just hit the bull's eye.creativity at its best. its often said that men are architects of their own fortunes....no wonder these netas have earned so much of disrespect to their credits...its utter shameful!
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ReplyDeletenice post... these netas want to run our country on their whims and fancies. No one thinks what the "aam aadmi needs" they only know what their party wants. These are the netas who have to go and those who can think for the country and not themselves have to be brought in!
ReplyDeleteit's INDIAN political system which can't be cured but only be endured
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